?My Mentally Challenged Love?

lmao i love this one bre, crank it

I wokeup to hear Chris shouting my name... Chris : ABBY! Abby:What baby,what`s wrong? Chris:What`s this? he said while pointing to the computer screen Abby:OMG CHRIS how did you get on this?! he was watching porn and didn`t even know it.. Chris:I was on this lil website and this popped up,Abby what is he doing to her? damn,How would I explain this? Abby:He....uh..is having sex with her Chris:What`s sex? Abby:Your mama never talked to you about it? Chris:No Abby:Well,it`s like this...go in the kitchen and bring me a banana.. Chris:Okay..[walks to the kitchen] I grabbed a condom out of my purse yes I kept them around just incase me and him decided to have sex one day,he would be my first. [Chris walks back in] Chris:Here`s your banana.[hands the banana to Abby] Abby:Okay,imagine the banana is your penis. Chris:You mean the thing I pee-pee with? Abby :Yeah.. and imagine my..[makes a hole with her hand] hand is my vagina. Chris:your treasure box? Abby:Yeah..okay you see this?[holds up a condom] this is a condom and this what you use to protect yourself cause you don`t wanna catch diseases or babies. Chris:Okay.. Abby:You take your penis and place the condom on it gently like so[demonstrates on the banana] Chris :That`s a big banana,but I`m longer. Abby:[laughs].....Boy you a trip. Chris :[laughs] i`m serious my thang is longer. Abby:[smiles] Oh lord okay...now you stick your protected penis into my vagina... now usually you would get me wet first. Chris:Get you wet? like throw water on you or somethin? Abby:Naw,I`ll talk about you gettin me wet another time.that was the first lesson for today.. Chris:Okay,thanks Abby you helped out A LOT! Abby:You welcome baby Chris :I so love you Abby Wabby! Abby:[laughs] I love you too Chrissy Wissy Chris :[laughs] Have you talked to Bre? Abby:Not today,you know how her and Trey is they be sexin` it up.. Chris :He bet not give her no diseases! Abby :[laughs] Bae,I`m sure he won`t,he`s your bestfriend he wouldn`t hurt you Chris :I know,but I pinky sweared Breana that I would always watch out for her and I`m gonna even if it mean beating up Trey I will Abby:You won`t have to,I`m sure she`s in good hands boo. I said while holding him from behind

lmao wow Bre
cRANK IT!!

Flashback

May 5,1995

Mrs.Kenneth : Goodmorning my big 1st Graders!

The class : Good morning, Mrs.Kenneth!

Mrs.Kenneth : Someone in here has a birthday today,is it you Abryle?

Abby : No,Mrs.K.

Mrs.Kenneth: Is it you....Breana?

Breana :no.Mrs. K,my birthday was in February

Mrs.Kenneth :Is It you,Tremaine?

Trey : No,Mrs.K my birthday in November!

Mrs.Kenneth :Is it you Nadia?

Nadia : No,Mrs.K my birthday isn`t here yet!

Mrs.Kenneth :Is it you...Brianna?

Breana :I said No,Mrs.K damn can`t you hear?

Mrs.Kenneth:Okay pottymouth you just scored in-door recess.and I was talkin bout the other Brianna.

Breana:[wines] AWWWW MAN!

The Class:[laughs]

Abby:I`ll stay in with you Bre

Trey :Me too,baby I`ll stay

Breana:Thanks Abby. and thanks Trey,I love you

Trey:Love you too pookie bear.

Brianna: No,Mrs.K my birthday is in September,remember?

Chris: Mrs Kenneth!! It`s my birthday!!!!

Mrs.Kenneth:[smiles]I know Christopher,I was just waitin on you to answer.come get your prize!

Chris :YAY!!!

Nadia:look,it`s the retarded boy

Shad :[laughs] yeah

Breana:You lil bastards betta stop talkin bout my damn Brother!

Abby: And I know somethin bout you Nadia,and I swear I will box yo a$$ if I have to..

Breana:And Shad,baby you ain`t even our height short b!tch

Abby[laughs]Good one Bre.

Shad:OOOH MRS.K, BREANA AND ABRYLE CURSED!

Abby&Breana:HE LYIN!

mrs.Kenneth:Do you two want in-door recess with Ms.Breana?

Abby&Shad:No

Mrs.Kenneth:Then be quiet now!

Breana:[mumbles]b!tch

Abby:[laughs] You crazy lady

Mrs.Kenneth: Abby that`s it you got in-door recess!

Abby:Come on,Mrs,K I ain`t do nothin!

Breana:You said you was gonna stay in with me anyway

Abby:I lied,I was just tryna be a good friend.

Breana:Whatever,I`m bout to get That b!tch Shad in trouble too,watch.

Breana grabs scissors and pokes Shad on his butt with them.

Shad:Ouch!!!!

Mrs.Kenneth:Shad,you about to earn in-door recess you betta be quiet!

Shad:But somethin poke me!

Breana:I didn`t see anything,did you see anything Abby?

Abby:No..but did you see anything Nadia?

Nadia:Yes,I did!

Abby grabs Nadia by her hair without the teacher seeing and pulls it.

Abby:I said...did you see anything Nadia?

Nadia:No,I didn`t see nothing at all!

Breana:That`s right b!tch

Shad:Mrs.Kenneth! Breana cursin!

Mrs.Kenneth:That`s it Shad you scored in-door recess too!

Shad:AWWW MAN!

Chris:[laughs]

Nadia:What you laughin at retard?

Breana:b!tch call my brother a retard again,I`ma cut yo lil roasted marshmallows ugly a$$!

Abby:And tell that b!tch,Rihanna she can get it too,tell ha Ms.Mothafuckin Abryle Hanes said that sh!t.

Chris[laughs] Abby,you funny

Abby:[smiles]Thanks Chris,you`re cute

Chris[blushes]: Really?

Breana:OOh!

Chris:shutup Bre!

Breana:[laughs] Tell Abby,how you told me that you really wnated to be her boyfriend!

Chris :[blushes] Breana!

Abby:[smiles] Awww,it`s okay Chris....


Breana :oooh!!!

Abby&Chris:Shutup Bre!

Breana:[laugh] Aight,I`ma let y`all do y`alls thang..yo where Swagg at?

Swagg:Right here,girl I heard y`all way back from here.

Breana:Swagg,wtf is your real name?

Abby:WE DON`T KNOW!

Swagg:Just call me Babi swagg

Breana:Aight swagg of the babi we got you..

End of Flashback

And we been in love every since....